Rank Ruckus

In the distant future of 30XX...
A group of kids have amassed surprisingly high military ranks, entirely on accident...

The captain not only ranks below you, but is also sick of dealing with your nonsense, leaving you with free reign over the FMS Silver Python while she goes to take a nap. Unfortunately, this is the exact moment crisis strikes!

Enjoy this one-page Lasers & Feelings hack designed for short, silly games about every child's fantasy: being able to boss adults around and dealing with fantastical problems with unusual solutions!